Sally Candle and the Castellan's Wick
Nov 5, 2016 22:10:38 GMT
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Post by The Raven on Nov 5, 2016 22:10:38 GMT
So the Castellan summon me into his chambers, he does, and asks me to help ease his war wounds. Well, I've spent enough time with these highborn fellows to know what that means, so before long, I'm laying there as exposed as a stray bitch in winter. And he stares at me for a long time. I just assume he's especially enchanted with me, but I notice his, you know, his sword isn't ready for bloodletting. Then he crawls into the bed and we're, well, we're doing it. Except the sword's more like a dagger, and it keeps missing the mark. Not for lack of trying, but still...
Later, he calls me in as he gets packed for the Wall. And he just starts talking about all these warrior folk, these strong men at Castle Black, and how he's going to impress that entire lot. And suddenly, we're doing it. Really roughlike. And he keeps listing these Lord Commanders in the Night's Watch, and First Rangers, and all the time they spend alone north of the Wall, desperate for warmth. And then he, you know, finishes.
I mean, we all saw how fast he galloped north...
-Sally Candle, a local cook and lady of certain renown
Later, he calls me in as he gets packed for the Wall. And he just starts talking about all these warrior folk, these strong men at Castle Black, and how he's going to impress that entire lot. And suddenly, we're doing it. Really roughlike. And he keeps listing these Lord Commanders in the Night's Watch, and First Rangers, and all the time they spend alone north of the Wall, desperate for warmth. And then he, you know, finishes.
I mean, we all saw how fast he galloped north...
-Sally Candle, a local cook and lady of certain renown
