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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on Jun 3, 2016 8:12:23 GMT
Belric will be luck to get anything other than a long and painful death.
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Post by Ser Tallahar Rivers on Jun 3, 2016 8:26:05 GMT
You are a new husband so you can wish for Death by Snu Snu
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Post by Tim of Raventree on Jun 3, 2016 15:57:11 GMT
I realized tonight that I spend far too much time with you idiots. I was reading an article on USA Today about the discovery that King Tut's dagger was made of meteorite. Their attempt at a clever sub-heading was "Begging the question, are we sure it's not dragonglass?" I then spent far too much time listing the reasons in my head why that question was stupid and the author should be euthanized. You love us really. I glanced at a different article on the same topic but wasn't in the mood to read it at the time. Mine didn't talk about dragonglass, thankfully. Sadly there are too many clickbait articles these days trying to play off the popularity of GOT.
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Post by Tim of Raventree on Jun 3, 2016 15:57:49 GMT
Listening to you all complain about the bedding ceremony is like listening to people bitch about birthday present. Being stripped in front of a crowd of strangers doesn't sound like much of a fun birthday present.
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Post by Ethan Flatrivers on Jun 3, 2016 16:03:40 GMT
Nudity was a different concept back then. Everyone loved in a super crowded space and so privacy was virtually nonexostent. It wa supposed to be a way to get the blood running for the consummation because most people may have had. Little pracocal bedroom experience. Besides, for the most part you know most of the people at your wedding anyway. I doubt there was much time for ogling anyway.
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Post by Vex on Jun 3, 2016 23:51:42 GMT
Daemon took the bow and knocked and arrow. He struggled a bit more with the draw, his hands shaking a bit, but when he released the arrow flew straight and true, passing clean through the dummy's head and clattering against the stone wall behind. "This is a fine weapon," he commended, passing it back to her, without rubbing it in. This shit is rigged
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Post by The Gambler on Jun 3, 2016 23:54:43 GMT
The threshold to make a headshot in the dark was set at 120. While rolling at 90 skill, you rolled a 10. While rolling at a 50 skill, he rolled a 97. I had a whole funny post ready to go with him missing miserably and shooting Yoren in the foot but nooooooo.
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Post by Vex on Jun 4, 2016 0:01:33 GMT
That would have indeed been hilarious
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Post by Ser Tallahar Rivers on Jun 4, 2016 0:05:00 GMT
Ah it seems this Prince should of been called Tallahar.
He better not steal my rolls when I need them.
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Post by Vex on Jun 5, 2016 21:24:36 GMT
Belric, trying to smuggle his family past Harrentown's border patrol
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Post by Maester Percival on Jun 5, 2016 21:28:37 GMT
What they need is a great big wall...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2016 23:25:36 GMT
Make the Riverlands great again.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2016 23:35:49 GMT
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Post by Ser Tallahar Rivers on Jun 7, 2016 8:55:32 GMT
For you Bro
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Post by The Raven on Jun 7, 2016 9:42:44 GMT
All KL players check out the Great Sept of Baelor for superschenanigans of uberheaviness.
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