Vex
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Post by Vex on Jul 3, 2016 15:34:31 GMT
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Post by Benjen Blackfort on Jul 4, 2016 4:37:38 GMT
I like Belric, and before this moment I have not wished any harm on him... but now he has to die. Just to see this play out.
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Jul 5, 2016 4:57:44 GMT
Edmure wins the award for best selective memory ever. What Edure Said Happened: "When that bear attacked, Hoster's men fled without even attempting to lay a blade on it. It was left to my sister, Jormun and myself to destroy it." What Happened: A deafening roar split the night as a full grown grizzly bear came charging from the treeline towards the group of five, frothing at the mouth. "RUUUUUUUUUUN!" one of Hoster's boys cried, accidentally kicking the adorable bear cub as he scrambled away, which gave a shrill cry for its mother. Cursing profusely, mostly at his elder brother, Edmure shoved the other of Hoster's goons in front of him to slow the bear down, while at the same time he retreated, sword and shield held firmly in front of him, looking around for the horses. "Scatter!" he yelled at the others, knowing that the bear could not lumber after them all. Seeing Edmure shove his compatriot, Hoster's other ruffian immediately turned around and made a mad dash for the horses, which were tied up 50 yards away. The second one scrambled to his feet after Edmure had attempted to sacrifice him and also ran for the horses.
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Barley
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Post by Barley on Jul 5, 2016 6:08:59 GMT
You call it selective memory, I call it bare faced lying,
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Post by Edwyn Blackfort on Jul 5, 2016 7:17:31 GMT
Edmure wins the award for best selective memory ever. What Edure Said Happened: "When that bear attacked, Hoster's men fled without even attempting to lay a blade on it. It was left to my sister, Jormun and myself to destroy it." What Happened: A deafening roar split the night as a full grown grizzly bear came charging from the treeline towards the group of five, frothing at the mouth. "RUUUUUUUUUUN!" one of Hoster's boys cried, accidentally kicking the adorable bear cub as he scrambled away, which gave a shrill cry for its mother. Cursing profusely, mostly at his elder brother, Edmure shoved the other of Hoster's goons in front of him to slow the bear down, while at the same time he retreated, sword and shield held firmly in front of him, looking around for the horses. "Scatter!" he yelled at the others, knowing that the bear could not lumber after them all. Seeing Edmure shove his compatriot, Hoster's other ruffian immediately turned around and made a mad dash for the horses, which were tied up 50 yards away. The second one scrambled to his feet after Edmure had attempted to sacrifice him and also ran for the horses. Selective memory? Haha. Must have got a few tips from Ghaston the Grey. Now there's a guy who had a selective memory. But there is this selective memory as well. and And so on and so forth....All good fun.
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Boros
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Post by Boros on Jul 5, 2016 17:26:36 GMT
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Vex
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Post by Vex on Jul 5, 2016 17:30:41 GMT
I was hoping someone would document this :'D
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Jul 5, 2016 18:11:15 GMT
She deleted it before I got to it. Good work Jon. Tempted to move that one to the hall of shame. I feel like we can no longer make fun of Sophie for having the shortest post ever.
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Yseult Rivers
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Post by Yseult Rivers on Jul 5, 2016 21:42:06 GMT
"Lady Saesha ordered some more men to retrieve their Jodie's so they can be returned to their families"
*is flopping about the floor, giggling*
I first read that as 'joeys' as in young kangaroos..
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Jul 5, 2016 22:04:46 GMT
People are dead! Have some respect!
(Hehe Jodies hehe)
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Barley
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Post by Barley on Jul 5, 2016 22:07:24 GMT
You know what, I'm not gonna get tags or my phone or iPad anymore. Everything is about to take 5 times longer.
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Jul 5, 2016 22:28:45 GMT
Yeah everyone stop picking on Saesha! She is a delicate flower and I will not tolerate her being bullied! Don't make me get out the banhammer!
(Bahahahaha Jodies)
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Vex
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Post by Vex on Jul 6, 2016 10:24:33 GMT
"I fought for four years in the war between Targaryen and Blackfyre. The title of Edmure's PR tour. Edit: This is also too good to pass up "Dacey was ever the telltale, way back from when we children." he replied "Whenever she was in trouble, she sought to blame others." "My warrior brother struck and imprisoned an unarmed Maester, who's probably never held a sword in his life, supposedly because of his attitude. Hoster, a perpetual drunk, murdered an old man in cold blood, when we arrived here. No doubt he was wine-sodden on the bandit hunt also. My sister's rashness and pride led to the deaths of more men than was necessary, despite the fact she knew that extra men were on the way to help her."
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Jul 6, 2016 14:05:52 GMT
Also this: "As you know brother, I fought in what is probably one of the most bloody wars in this realm's history. This is not an accomplishment. Probably 90% of the male population over the age of 12 can make this claim. There is no participation award. You're also probably the only person that was involved in the Siege of Riverrun on the Blackfyre side who takes pride in that fact. Who wants to be associated with a failed siege?
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Vex
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Post by Vex on Jul 6, 2016 14:07:12 GMT
He's a millenial
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