The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on May 11, 2016 21:52:53 GMT
For those precious gems that must be cherished and remembered...or mocked.
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Vex
Lord Paramount
what is this
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Post by Vex on May 25, 2016 9:24:03 GMT
Went to chat and found this
Zack: your poor rookery Zack: the maester is going to be so pissed David K: what? David K: isnt a rookery just a bunch of shit houses bundled together? Zack: ...no its where your maester tends the ravens so he can send letters to other castles
The choice for lord couldn't have been better :')
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Post by Maester Percival on May 25, 2016 13:22:41 GMT
Wait? What happened to the Rookery? Did the Lord use it as a shit house?
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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on May 25, 2016 16:50:08 GMT
To be fair, rookery is also a term for a slum... But yea, this is going to get interesting.
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on May 25, 2016 16:58:06 GMT
No, he has a thing about birds, as most of you are likely going to share. You're going to be replacing your ravens a lot.
Though isn't it fitting that the ignorant impoverished knight doesn't know what a rookery is? Probably has been wondering his whole life how they get the ravens to carry those little letters.
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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on May 25, 2016 17:15:23 GMT
It's amazing belric can even read...
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Post by Maester Percival on May 25, 2016 17:31:08 GMT
I have a feeling my Character is going to hate his life.
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on May 25, 2016 17:35:59 GMT
If you and sour aren't constantly facepalming, something has gone terribly wrong.
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The Raven
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Post by The Raven on May 25, 2016 18:52:41 GMT
No, he has a thing about birds, as most of you are likely going to share. You're going to be replacing your ravens a lot. Though isn't it fitting that the ignorant impoverished knight doesn't know what a rookery is? Probably has been wondering his whole life how they get the ravens to carry those little letters. When in doubt, assume it's witchcraft.
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Post by Ser Tallahar Rivers on May 27, 2016 6:04:11 GMT
I hope this doesn't look like self promotion.
But I laughed my ass when I say my curse. Thank you.
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on May 28, 2016 22:00:01 GMT
She smiled innocently. "Don't say that! The King was bastard born too, and look where he is now! Please say something like that in court! Make my day.
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Post by Tim of Raventree on May 28, 2016 22:01:45 GMT
She's innocent, but not quite that naive
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2016 18:21:08 GMT
"This very week. Your wedding will be the very first, in Baelor's own sept. I hope you'll give me the honor of escorting you. I'm just a poor boy from a poor family." He patted his horrid armor which could have come from anyone, tipped his head, and gave a mummer's pleading look. Horrible.
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on May 29, 2016 18:53:17 GMT
Mama Mia!
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Boros
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Post by Boros on May 31, 2016 21:08:52 GMT
How dare the fat man insult Grand Maester Alford. As if this wedding was not enough of a farce as it was... The high Shelton just had to... She did not know what. This was the worst day of hers in recent memory. lol
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