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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 14:06:49 GMT
Harlan nodded and offered her a seat nearby. "I have three older brothers and two younger sisters," he said, thought a moment and smiled. "I believe the count fits that of you and your siblings, does it not? My brothers fought well in the war and survived it too, thank the gods. My sisters Alyssa and Myranda are still at Saltpans, I believe." He paused a beat, not quite remembering when he last saw them. "I think you'd like them." "Exactly the same count as us!" Alice confirmed with a smirk. "I would love ta meet ya sisters - how old are they? I'm nineteen and the middle sister so... well, father tried his best to pay attention to me but I've always had ta work." She took the seat and crossed her legs. "Will ya sisters be coming ta King's Landing?"
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Post by Boros on May 30, 2016 20:17:52 GMT
"I have yet to lay eyes on her. The King spoke of her beauty often though." There was something about Hoster's sense of humor that connected well with Belric. It was the way soldiers talked to each other, unabashedly honest without a shred of censorship. Belric decided it was not the proper time to scold his uncle for the digression towards the future Lady Blackfort, and instead let the slander slide. "That's wha' they all says, ye kno'." Hoster smiled, taking a sip of his wineskin, then offering Belric some. Of course, as you always do when offering someone something you are eating or drinking, he hoped his nephew wouldn't accept. "Especially when they com's wi' this talk o' "Ye hav' to marry me daughter, she is the beautifullest girl in the land. Ye won't repen' it", ye gotta kno' it's all dogshit. Fer yer sake, laddie, I hopes she don' look like yer Uncle Jon on skirts."
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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on May 30, 2016 20:33:41 GMT
"We shall see uncle," said Belric as he took the a drink from the wineskin Hoster was offering. He was thankful the wine wasn't Dornish; Belric could always rely on his uncle's taste for liquor. "You forget however that these Targarians are much harsher judges when it comes to the looks of their siblings, considering they all like too bed one another." He grimaced at his own remark, incest was a foul thought for the knight.
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Post by Boros on May 30, 2016 20:42:17 GMT
"Tha's quite true, innit?" Hoster said, after blurting out a throaty laugh on the incest jape, he quite enjoyed those. "Bu' ah'll tell ye the truth, ah couldn' quite resist them reddish blue eyes and white hair." Knowing colors was a thing for missus and fucking septons. "Maybe ah can find one for mah self on yer weddin', eh? Som' good ol' Valyrien' spinster." He laughed." Ah can see it already: Uncle an' Nephew, dragon riders."
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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on May 30, 2016 20:58:26 GMT
Belric fought to hold in his laughter, however it was a losing battle. "Aye uncle, dragon riders we shall be." He took another drink from Hoster's wineskin before handing it back to its rightful owner. "There be enough white haired women in this castle to fill the beds of Blackfort men for generations. Perhaps, with a bath and a shave, we may even find you a dragon bride."
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Post by Boros on May 30, 2016 21:03:09 GMT
"Ah don' really mind me women unbathe an' wi' a beard." Hoster japed letting out a toothless grin, maybe the family reunion wouldn't prove to be as problematical as he had guessed. At least Belric seemed to be a fine company. "Ye'll learn tha' when ye get to be mah age."
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Post by Edwyn Blackfort on May 30, 2016 21:10:44 GMT
"I hoe so," Violet murmured. "I shall have to tell Belric that I've no desire to wed a miser. But I have no doubt that I will be able to better serve the family with a noble husband than I would as a septa. But what of you, Edmure? Are you hoping for a highborn bride? " Edmure shrugged again. "I would hope to marry for love. But the high born rarely seem to be able to do that. At the very least I would hope that she is reasonably pretty, of a good and kind character......" He paused before giving a wry smile. "......and understanding."
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Post by Tim of Raventree on May 30, 2016 21:35:05 GMT
Edmure shrugged again. "I would hope to marry for love. But the high born rarely seem to be able to do that. At the very least I would hope that she is reasonably pretty, of a good and kind character......" He paused before giving a wry smile. "......and understanding." "A sensible list," she replied. "Love would be wonderful, of course. I hope you find the lady of your dreams."
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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on May 30, 2016 21:54:32 GMT
"Ah don' really mind me women unbathe an' wi' a beard." Hoster japed letting out a toothless grin, maybe the family reunion wouldn't prove to be as problematical as he had guessed. At least Belric seemed to be a fine company. "Ye'll learn tha' when ye get to be mah age." "If Saesha has any bearded aunts or sisters, I will be sure to introduce you." Belric said with a laugh, punching Hoster in the arm affably. "Although, I've never heard of a furry dragon before. I've been wondering myself lately, as to wether I'm going to find hair between my wife's legs or teeth and scales."
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Post by Edwyn Blackfort on May 30, 2016 22:14:44 GMT
Edmure shrugged again. "I would hope to marry for love. But the high born rarely seem to be able to do that. At the very least I would hope that she is reasonably pretty, of a good and kind character......" He paused before giving a wry smile. "......and understanding." "A sensible list," she replied. "Love would be wonderful, of course. I hope you find the lady of your dreams." Edmure laughed again. "You mean you hope Belric finds me the lady of my dreams. Oh no doubt I shall have more say in my choice of spouse than you will, but ultimately we shall both marry for the advancement of House Blackfoot. Just on that, have you met our new sister by law yet?"
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Post by Tim of Raventree on May 30, 2016 22:24:43 GMT
Edmure laughed again. "You mean you hope Belric finds me the lady of my dreams. Oh no doubt I shall have more say in my choice of spouse than you will, but ultimately we shall both marry for the advancement of House Blackfoot. Just on that, have you met our new sister by law yet?" "Of course I haven't, silly! I only arrived today. I doubt she's ever visited Harroway's Town in her life." She paused a moment. "I am well aware that I must marry to oblige the family but I do not believe Belric would wish me to marry against my own inclinations. It's no good me being married to a high lord if we don't like one another."
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Post by Boros on May 31, 2016 1:32:02 GMT
"If Saesha has any bearded aunts or sisters, I will be sure to introduce you." Belric said with a laugh, punching Hoster in the arm affably. "Although, I've never heard of a furry dragon before. I've been wondering myself lately, as to wether I'm going to find hair between my wife's legs or teeth and scales." "Ah think I ma' hav' fecked a girl once who had teeth in 'er nethers..." Hoster paused, his face showed his strain trying to remember if the story was actually true. "Oh... Ne'er mind. T'was just a dog tha' tried to eat lil' Hoster whil' I was out fer a piss." "But in tha' case, ye just has to show 'er the good ol' Blackfort dragon. 'Er teeth will be grinnin' in a blink." He chcukled, grabbing his own cock. "All o' us, Blackfort men has got it... Well, maybe not yer brother, nor your Uncle Richard, or Jon fo' tha' ma'er. but ye catched wha' I meant."
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Post by Edwyn Blackfort on May 31, 2016 2:51:12 GMT
Edmure laughed again. "You mean you hope Belric finds me the lady of my dreams. Oh no doubt I shall have more say in my choice of spouse than you will, but ultimately we shall both marry for the advancement of House Blackfoot. Just on that, have you met our new sister by law yet?" "Of course I haven't, silly! I only arrived today. I doubt she's ever visited Harroway's Town in her life." She paused a moment. "I am well aware that I must marry to oblige the family but I do not believe Belric would wish me to marry against my own inclinations. It's no good me being married to a high lord if we don't like one another." "If that high lord happened to be one of the King's sons or one of the Paramounts, I don't think Belric would give two hoots whether you liked him or not. Fall in love with one of those and you'll get what you want and more." said Edmure. "In the end we'll do what Belric wishes, but maybe with the right guidance, our-soon-to-be-Lord-brother will make a decision that benefits both you and our House." He paused to grab another cup of ale from a passing servant, before turning back to Violet. "So if you've only arrived today, I take it you haven't seen Dacey or Nyles? I saw Alice from afar earlier."
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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on May 31, 2016 3:18:46 GMT
Belric laughed while Hoster pantomimed the difficulty of walking with a horse cock between his legs. "I'd be worried she'd runoff after seeing the enormity of the Blackfort legacy. These highborn ladies are used to boy cocks, disguised as politicians and knights in pretty armor."
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Post by Ser Tallahar Rivers on May 31, 2016 4:11:42 GMT
Tallahar decided that was the time to speak up, "Oh great and powerful Lord of Harrenhal when are you going to get your own pretty armour? Plus your going to have to learn all the latest court fashion."
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