The Raven
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Post by The Raven on Jun 8, 2016 20:10:02 GMT
Zack: jon i havent seen you drink in a while Jon: I just woke up
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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on Jun 13, 2016 3:50:50 GMT
"Your brother conducted himself with more... grace than I had expected. When I first saw him I thought it was Bruce born again." - Jon Blackfort
...to be fair, I did try to punch Simon in the head.
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Jun 13, 2016 7:35:40 GMT
Belric scratched at his beard. He had shaved for the wedding, an awful practice, and was now forced to deal with an itchy face until it could grow in. You know things have crossed into high fantasy when David gets to pretend he knows what having a beard is like. Was that fun for you, champ?
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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on Jun 13, 2016 7:38:47 GMT
what are you talking about? I'm 6 foot 5, super model good looks, warrior physique, and have a beard a lumberjack would be proud of. You don't know me.
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Jun 13, 2016 7:54:38 GMT
If by "supermodel good looks" you mean tall, anorexic looking, and androgynous; then we are on the same page.
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Post by Lord Belric Blackfort on Jun 13, 2016 8:08:01 GMT
Are you a little cold tonight? Cuz that felt bitter. I can do that too though. You short, pudgy, fur ball.
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Post by Jon Blackfort on Jun 13, 2016 8:17:07 GMT
"Your brother conducted himself with more... grace than I had expected. When I first saw him I thought it was Bruce born again." - Jon Blackfort ...to be fair, I did try to punch Simon in the head. A suckerpunch to the face is an old Blackfort tradition. Nothing unusual here
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Jun 13, 2016 8:20:45 GMT
Are you a little cold tonight? Cuz that felt bitter. I can do that too though. You short, pudgy, fur ball. Do I need to start calling you "they"? I've been told that's the new PC term for people like you now.
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Boros
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Post by Boros on Jun 13, 2016 22:24:46 GMT
"Darling, you're being very rude," Daesha chastised, "we knew this would be a possible eventuality, now unless you have a suggestion for a better course of action, then this is it. "
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Barley
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Post by Barley on Jun 13, 2016 23:26:42 GMT
She found Jaime shirtless by the forge, repairing hinges and nails to repair the Western Gate. Each was the size of a regular sword. As he finished cooling one in sand, he looked up to see the Lady Shiera. He bowed, "My lady." And removed his gloves as he approached. He gave her a friendly smile, though there was clearly much strain and despair in his eyes after the events of the past week. Why must you hurt me in this way?
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Post by Ser Tallahar Rivers on Jun 14, 2016 0:54:24 GMT
As Hoster rode behind Yoren, the young knight could feel the Blackfort Uncle's massive manhood brushing against his back. I think we should get an Admin roll about. See if Hoster can talk big but whether he is big.
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The Gambler
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Post by The Gambler on Jun 14, 2016 1:07:26 GMT
Result: 92
Hoster is so big, that Yoren can taste him in the back of his throat.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2016 1:10:40 GMT
Might even say he's a big guy.
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Post by Ser Willis Blackfort on Jun 14, 2016 23:42:55 GMT
Saesha smiled at the smith, "it warms me to hear such, but I really cannot accept. You deserved the money for how you've been treated, the real shame is that this happened at all, "all for a legacy. "You and yours are kind and generous, which brings me to my other reason for coming" she paused looking round the forge before looking back at Jaime, meeting his eyes with her striking mismatched ones. "Lord Belric and I want there to be a free and open communication between the town and the castle, were intricately entwined," she paused again after that for a moment, "don't you agree?" I think we'd all agree that there's about to be some intricately entwined communication between the smith and the Lady.
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Barley
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Post by Barley on Jun 15, 2016 0:07:43 GMT
He would be so lucky, it's a week into my marriage. Fastest affair start ever
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